How Others See Us

[shinydan]

My entry in the guidebook written for an upcoming work conference.

"Dan Howells is currently biding his time as a data administrator for the [my area] until the world finally wakes up to his greatness and installs him as its de facto leader. Until then, his polite and deferential tones can be heard at the end of most prison phone calls relating to [area] prisons, and occasionally on the live request line of XFM Manchester. Dan is an old-fashioned, chivalrous gentleman, unless you call him Danny, in which case he beceomes an Old Testament force of vengeful wrath."

Erm. 'k...

Comments

[novawildstar.livejournal.com]

Two things.

1. I'm guessing you didn't write that

and

2. This is probably not the best time to giggle is it?

*giggle*

[wildheartofire.livejournal.com]

All hail Emperor Dan :)

*makes mental note not to use the word Danny*

[alicephilippa.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

Has someone been smoking the whacky baccy?

Alice.

[haggis.livejournal.com]

That's ace ;)

[thehornedgod.livejournal.com]

Heh. I think that's pretty cool. They basically called you a mild-mannered knight errant with the ability to go all Samuel L. Jackson playing the Incredible Hulk when crossed. Could be worse.

[aligoestonz.livejournal.com]

That boils down to "he's a nice bloke, but don't cross him". I can think of worse ways to be described.

[count-libido.livejournal.com]

Hello! I am adding you because we have mutual friends and you have an excellent set of interests, sir!

[cosmolinguist]

You must admit it's all true, though.