Very Gay Indeed - with thanks to ciciaye

Sir;

Your webpage, linked to here, has been brought to my attention, and I am writing to you to express my outrage at the vile calumny you have levelled at many individuals and bands.

I am quite, quite appalled at your evident inability to perform the merest shred of research into just how "gay" many of these musical performers are. It is quite beyond belief that, for example, k d lang and Tegan And Sara are propagating a Gay message, when all three women have made it quite clear that theirs is a Lesbian message. In a similar vein, the messages which Bjork and Green Day are - very successfully, I might add - disseminating to the wider world is a Bisexual message.

Speaking as a member of the bisexual community, which, to make it quite clear, is indeed looking to destroy your cruel way of life, and also to re-educate your offspring away from the bigoted, narrow-minded modes of thought which you engender in them, I would like to make a simple request. If you are going to offend any one queer community, please have the common decency to offend all of it.

Morrissey, on the other hand, is deeply questionable. You have me there, I'm afraid.

Yours wrapped snugly in both pink and blue blankets,
Daniel Howells