Changing Rooms (with apologies to Paul Weller)

[shinydan]

Are my curtains teal, or are they just faded?
Do purple throw-rugs mean my taste has dated?
Numbed by beech effect, walls in pink and blue
Remortgaged my house to B & Q

I'm on Changing Rooms - high on new paint fumes
I'm on Changing Rooms - Carol Smillie looms
In dreams of B & Q

The glamour's on loan, only ours to borrow
What looks great on TV will look sh*t tomorrow
Llewellyn-Bowen walks in and you know you're doomed
When they're done here you'll need a blowtorch and a broom

You're on Changing Rooms - watch the cameras zoom
You're on Changing Rooms - jealousy consumes
Your dreams of B & Q

music: "The ChangingMan" by Paul Weller
lyrics: Capel, Hackett, Howell, Perkins

Comments

[ciciaye.livejournal.com]

You lot have had a busy afternoon, haven't you? *g*

Good one:-)
CCA:)