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From King John, Act I: Robert Faulconbridge, just acclaimed the illegitimate son of Richard the Lionheart and renamed "Richard", speaking to Queen Elinor, the Lionheart's mother;

ELINOR
I am thy grandam, Richard. Call me so.

BASTARD

Madam, by chance but not by truth; what though?
Something about, a little from the right,
In at the window, or else o'er the hatch:
Who dares not stir by day must walk by night,
And have is have, however men do catch:
Near or far off, well won is still well shot,
And I am I, howe'er I was begot.